Comments on: What Would You Use Michael Phelps to Sell?

By: Derreck

Derreck — Sat, 16 May 2009 17:10:49 +0000

I would use him to sell the idea that marijuana should be legalized. “Look, I’m intelligent and multiple Olympic gold medalist, I should be allowed to smoke something that’s less harmful than ingesting alcohol.”

By: alphamale

alphamale — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 22:03:41 +0000

How about selling steroids?

By: galiphole

galiphole — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:15:45 +0000

drinking water…..

By: ssk

ssk — Sun, 17 Aug 2008 21:44:58 +0000

“This guy couldn’t sell ice to an eskimo.”

I don’t think anyone could sell ice to an eskimo. They already have plenty of it!

I’d use him to sell cars. “When I’m on land, I use a…”

By: rhino44

rhino44 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 21:38:20 +0000

I’d just have him teach people how to do that move when he pushes off the wall, swims underwater for a bit and looks like some kind of human/eel creature. It’s wiggidy-whack and worth millions.

By: Erik

Erik — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:51:00 +0000

Did you guys forget he is a swimmer? Talk about one of the less popular sports in american history…He is an unattractive and goofy swim nerd. VISA and all the other big corps are wasting their advertising dollars. This guy couldn’t sell ice to an eskimo.

By: my986

my986 — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:26:19 +0000

i would use him as a conservation spokesperson for endangered dolphins, because of his gigantic flipper feet.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:25:36 +0000

I’d use him to sell shoes for bigfooted dudes. We would team up together to develop the best range of shoes for size 13 and up. They will be called Phancy Phelps Pheet Phlippers.

By: robotsock

robotsock — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 19:10:14 +0000

I’d prolly use him to sell freakishly talented athletes that boost national morale